Gilts

THANK GOD IT'S ALL OVER

yo! bitch is back innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day postponed

...here in palookaville everyone is happy at last. No one has to worry anymore about how to spend their money or where to eat out or go on holiday...

...now that we know that they aint no money an never was any money...

...we are relaxed and cheerful in the knowledge that the rich are getting richer on gold an stuff...

...an us po folk is free of any money worries at all...

...the tv is better than ever...more soaps an game shows...reality shows...celebs an stuff...

...the mainstream bollox are better than ever before...more celeb stories, soap stories, an all sorts of crap that our parents never had...

...hardly anyone has to work full-time anymore as all the jobs are part-time or redundant...

...no need to study fo uni as it's now far too much dosh ta contemplate...

...we jus settin heah scattin an stuff waitin fo a man ta fix alla stuff an apparentleah the weatha is a warmin an everthang gone be jus fine...